blusherlock:

“Even when the console’s turned off, users can simply say “Xbox On” to power up — which means the new Kinect will be listening to you in your living room at all times.”

 

fupaccino:

downtherabbittthole:

if ur ever sad just remember that this nun looks like Josh Hutcherson

YO THERE’S SPIT ALL OVER MY LAPTOP SCREEN 

heartcramp:

Look, if you nicely tell me that swearing makes you uncomfortable and you politely ask me not to, I will stop immediately and speak nicer than a nun.

But if you start acting like you’re on some fucking high horse, or telling me that I’m going to Hell for talking the way that I do and you can’t “be around that kind of language” then you can bet your motherfuckin’ ass that I’ll be fucking cussing like a cunt-fuckin’ sailor you maggot-ridden piece of dick.

sorryforpartybarackin:

do you ever look at yourself and think ‘maybe I’m not that bad looking’ and then 21 seconds later you look again and you’re like ‘oh yeah lmao’

cyberbullier:

let’s be real here if icarly were an actual webshow they would get bullied so badly

nightlifemingus:

• are dinosaurs sick as hell? yea
• were you there? yea
• did u see the dinos? yea
• was it sick as hell? oh yea